Former proud Nation hospitalised after mauling by its clinically depressed pet Highland Terrier.
The UK was rushed to hospital after being mauled by its own 'clinically depressed' Highland Terrier.
The 300-year-old country was savaged by its own white Highland Terrier dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The terrier, named Gordon, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', thoughtful citizens said.
The former proud Nation, which has been in existence for over 300 years, was taken to hospital in Norwich where it was treated as an outpatient and sent home.
A French neighbour said: 'The dog went for him for no apparent reason.
'We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression.
The pet was a gift to the UK from an American cousin.
Acknowledgments to The Daily Mail and Ian Sparks.